jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
nahthatsnotveryraven: what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
gargoylesarecool: ectoghostologist: i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
ohitsjustkim: fairgroundsoldier: 01012012: friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate and your grave and eating your next pizza
ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away
departured: THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT
lynzave: If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
evergreenery: idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers
congrats to whoever took harry styles’s virginity you win
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be sad, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
dirtsbag: if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you